emneondeion(me)--mckracken(mclaren)--xoangieox39(andrea shouler)
were talking about mckrackens cell phone that he just lost...
EmNeonDeion88: lol that sucks
McKracken89: yeah, just like me, on guys penises
XoAnGiEoX39: ???? random????
McKracken89: well it would be random, if not for the fact that im gay, or something, right ron
mclaren and long(irishboy49) talking about jeremy groneman...
McKracken89: hes a real cute guy, you would be a good couple
Irishboy49: of course mckracken comments on how cute he is
McKracken89: oh cmon, youd be gay not to admit hes a stud
McKracken89: personally...and im not 100% sure on this, but i think that hes well equipped
mike, me and mckracken talkin bout elementary crushes...
EmNeonDeion88: elemantary reminises
McKracken89: speaking of old crushes...i remember back in middle school i wanted to do sosulski in the ass quite a bit
Irishboy49: ha
Irishboy49: jackie miranne liked me for 3 days in 6th grade..i effin rule
McKracken89: hahaha
McKracken89: i was in the mall once in 6th grade, jackie(miranne) was with her friends, and i was eating in the food court, and so were they, and i glanced at her once or twice, and then her friends came over,and were like do you think shes hot,and i was like..........................no, leave me alone...and then they walked away, but obviously wanted to have sex in the bathroom w/me right then and there..
me and mike talking about how he cant talk to girls...and he was talking on how he blew it with a girl.....again...
Irishboy49: ha, i never talked 2 her hahaha i suck
EmNeonDeion88: typical mike
Irishboy49: f that man..its my strategy
Irishboy49: 'hard 2 get'
were talkin in a chatroom and laura distefano comes in......(shes like 5 foot 9)
McKracken89: oh fuck, i leave to finish my sandwhich for 4 seconds and you invite the tall fuckin loud girl in here
EmNeonDeion88: idiot
McKracken89: hey laura, word has it that you're tall
McKracken89: is this true
again laura enters......and mike and tristan welcomes her...
Irishboy49: hey laura, its a.c. slater...im sleeping w/my buddy screech 2nite
McKracken89: hey laura, its me, the kid who hates you
more tristan vs. laura....
McKracken89: yo i really hope the.... hey laura, do you have a phd in being a "tall chick"
tristan being gay......(dadiva=laura d.
McKracken89: i cant remember the last time my tongue danced like a mexican salsa dancer to the tune of spicy jalapeno pepper slices
DaDiva2020: how about NEVER TRISTAN
McKracken89: no it was last night, when i put jalapenos on my tuna fish sandwhich
tristan impersonating mike
McKracken89: Irishboy49: it is my intention to have sex with richard simmons using apple sauce as a lubricant till his asshole bleeds
mike, tristan, lupo(loops1414), and laura talkin about mikes "big" penis...
Irishboy49: DaDiva2020: im sorry mike..that your enormous weener scares away girls
Irishboy49: & thats the only reason i dont have sex
McKracken89: hahahaha
DaDiva2020: uhhh yea
Loops1414: because it takes them 2 long to find it
DaDiva2020: lol
Loops1414: and by the time they do they arent in the mood anymore
Irishboy49: yeah, cause they think its my leg
DaDiva2020: uhhh 3 legs huh?
Irishboy49: actually its tucked in2 my ass
XoAnGiEoX39: hahahahah
Irishboy49: cause i have a mangina
DaDiva2020: omg
Irishboy49: uve all seen it
me, lupo and tristan talkin about tristans roomate......
Loops1414: tristan is def. going to ass rape his roommate
EmNeonDeion88: lol
McKracken89: haha, well dont go and ruin the surprise for the kid
McKracken89: whoever he is
longism #1
Irishboy49: yo, put tooth paste on his toes & pay young vietnamese boys w/downsyndrome 2 rub them off w/old t-shirts
McKracken89: do they have sars?
Irishboy49: they better
XoAnGiEoX39: hahahahaha
McKracken89: ok im up for it
longism #2
Irishboy49: get squiggy, the old homeless man, make him wear a 'mega death' t-shirt w/nothing else on, and the shirt should be just long enough 2 cover his old hairy weener..then u get a leafblower, and it blows the shirt up, and u get 2 see his old dick
longism #3
Irishboy49: tie up 5 philipino men, and grease them up and take all their clothes off
Irishboy49: wait..goddamit, this is hard
EmNeonDeion88: keep goin with it
Irishboy49: fuckin, throw baby powder on them, so they look all stupid, then get 15 blind guys to give them all foot jobs
Irishboy49: then tell the philipinos later on they were hot chicks who were doin the foot jobs, then make them pay u 4 it,
Irishboy49: thats how u make mad chedda yo
mckrackenism #1
McKracken89: i remember this funny time, in 2nd grade when i was at spaceplex, and some kid, was on the spider web, and i kicked him in the face and he fell through 2 levels and twisted his arm and he was crying...
McKracken89: i guess maybe thats not so funny
McKracken89: but lemme tell ya
McKracken89: i really kicked his ass
mckracken hates tennis players for some odd reason...
McKracken89: yo ok so this is the plan, we fucking kill andre aggassi and pete samprass, and i just beat the shit out of anyone who plays tennis, and they can all fuck themselves
McKracken89: yo im serious, ill fuckin rip pete sampras head off his neck, he wont see it coming
McKracken89: yo seriously, lets see pete sampras play ray lewis in football, id like to see pete samprass gain a fucking yard agaisnt him
McKracken89: ill shit on his face and pay an asian slut to clean it up
mike talkin about anyd roddick(famouse tennis player)
Irishboy49: ha...i want andy roddicks girlfriend
Irishboy49: & his last name
McKracken89: i want a girlfriend
Irishboy49: rod dick
McKracken89: and maybe a male lover on the side
Irishboy49: mike long rod dick
VWyanks51: hahahahahahah ALOL
Irishboy49: story of my life
McKracken89: yo im really fuckin pissed off...i should go drink some scottish liquor and go crazy and kill people
EmNeonDeion88: now u scaryn me
Irishboy49: if i knew it was gonna be this kinda party, id stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
McKracken89: haha i thought so
Irishboy49: plus i love stickin my dick in mashed potatoes.....and retarded mens assholes....
random tristan.....
McKracken89: yo i wanna go slit a fat chicks throat
mike and tristan fighting.....(jess is tristans lady friend--paul is mikes moms boyfriend...hes jewish)
Irishboy49: "i cant belive you took a shit in a cup @ work..now im gonna give mike long a hand job" jess deluca
Irishboy49: thats another good quote
McKracken89: yo ill fuckin kill you asshole
Irishboy49: hahahahaha
Irishboy49: thats funny shit
McKracken89: ill tell her that you like to finish em off in cups
Irishboy49: haha u got that right buddy...or in her brothers ear
Irishboy49: i know i shot it in some kid's ear w/the last name deluca
McKracken89: eff you mofo
Irishboy49: haha
McKracken89: yo say hi to paul for me the next time he comes over to fuck your moms asshole
Irishboy49: moms>?...i only have 1 u nigger
McKracken89: well maybe you'll have a new brother or sister if paul squirts some in the wrontg direction
Irishboy49: next time you see jess,tell her the thing about the shit, and tell her to come over w/a jar of vaseline & her brothers ear
tristan and mike talking about tennis again.......
Irishboy49: whats the camera that andre agassi endorses?
McKracken89: i dunno
Irishboy49: canon?..yeah get 1 of those...andre says they're super neat
McKracken89: but ill fuckkin buy one and step on it
McKracken89: yo andre says my foot is super neat inside his fucking throat
Irishboy49: ha..what good would that do fucker...you should steal one and break it
McKracken89: haha true
McKracken89: fuckin tennis players
mike and tristan talking about bilal khan and matt rosenberg(tennis players)....we were playing thier team the next day...and tristan comes out of nowhere with this comment....
McKracken89: yo that sandnigger tennis player is getting bent over tomorrow
McKracken89: and so is that fucking midget
McKracken89: yo im gonna have anal sex with all the tennis players and tape it in order to slander their names ina huge scandal
Irishboy49: haha
McKracken89: im awesome
McKracken89: just dont tell jess about it
Irishboy49: hmmm...
McKracken89: f u nigger
McKracken89: i will nail your balls to the wall and have my dog lick the,
McKracken89: and ill use a uckin canon camera to take pictures
Irishboy49: not b4 i get that hj(hand job), ya heard!
me and mckracken talking about tristans elementary crush...he asked us not to put names down....
McKracken89: so never let *bleep bleep* know i wanted to have ass sex w/her
EmNeonDeion88: lol hahah but you did
McKracken89: haha yes i did
McKracken89: from like 4th to 8th grade
EmNeonDeion88: lol
McKracken89: i remember i slept over kevin cooks house the summer of 4th grade and i had his pillow in my sleeping bag after a ball breaking game of hangman
McKracken89: and i was all, if this were *bleep*...and i started humping it for like an hour
EmNeonDeion88: lol
McKracken89: i was like, yo man, id be a pillow factory, id produce little pillows, you could sleep with, and makes millions, to pretend that its *bleep* bleep*
EmNeonDeion88: lol
McKracken89: and eventually he kicked me or something after i humped the pillow for2 hours straight
EmNeonDeion88: you know im puttin that in the quotes right
McKracken89: haha thats not funny though asshole
mckracken talkin bout how he made out with a hott chick ....and didnt know how he did it....
McKracken89: but somehow i ended up hanging out with an amazingly nice & hot girl...and i seriously dont know how the hell i pulled this off...
EmNeonDeion88: me neither fag
McKracken89: im still half expecting us to hang out one day and for her to like unzip herself and it really be like one of those weird fuckin aliens from the simpsons with one eye
McKracken89: kodos and kang...i dunno which one she is
McKracken89: but to think that i might have been kissing an alien with one eye from a cartoon show
McKracken89: thats fuckin weird
EmNeonDeion88: lol
McKracken89: hopegfully i just made all of that up cause im a weird piece of shit and she just really wants to go out w/e me or something
EmNeonDeion88: lol
tristan again
McKracken89: but i think the question on everyones mind is, is tristan mclaren really gay?
McKracken89: and the answer to that of course
McKracken89: is
EmNeonDeion88: yes yes
McKracken89: i dunno, youd have to ask his boyfriend mike long
EmNeonDeion88: lol
McKracken89: just dont tell anyone mike is my boyfriend cause hes still sensitivre
McKracken89: on a more serious note
McKracken89: im really not gay and i like jess a whole lot...like when a guy likes a girl...that sort of fashion
McKracken89: im all about that
after one of my rap forum dawgs read the quote page:
KidQuick81: yo this mcracken kid is a strange one
EmNeonDeion88: lol ya
me and mike were driving down 111 and there was this black guy sittin down by the post office shaking a rattle
keep in mind this is two hours before a softball game in traffic on 111
Ron: yo hes shakin a rattle, hes doin a fuckin rain dance...
Mike:(yellin at the guy) YOU BETTER NOT MAKE IT RAIN OR ILL FUKIN HANG YOU......
---he starts coming closer---
Ron: (YELLS) YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!
--red light --
Mike/Ron: OH SHIT
--we took a turn and got outta there without harm.....thank god
Right when tristan makes another chat room.....
McKracken89: oooh yeah
McKracken89: haha
McKracken89: more quotes to come
McKracken89: as soon as long gets in here
McKracken89: but his computer is slower than vizzini giving a sloth a piggy back ride
McKracken89: so it might take a while
mckracken, long and steve stack(acertainshadeofs) is talking about how jackie miranne wants long.....lol
ACertainShadeoFS: eh jackie(miranne) had the hots for him...she dont lose that shit
McKracken89: hahaha
Irishboy49: haha steveo knows whats up
ACertainShadeoFS: she wants some irish blood in her
Irishboy49: shes already got some...(sean) coffin...im his protege
McKracken89: mike cut yourself and then break her nose and let your blood drip into her nose, that'll give her some irish blood
ACertainShadeoFS: or mike can just have an erection and stick it in her, u crazy fuck
McKracken89: well thats not gonna put any blood in her, will it now steveo
Irishboy49: ewww, sex...w/chicks...thats crazy
McKracken89: hahaha
ACertainShadeoFS: well if u knew anything....an erection is a rush of blood to that flap of skin u got down there buddy, so it kinda is
McKracken89: assface, unless his erection rips through her uterus walls, and then ejaculates blood, there aint no way an erection is puttin blood in her
Irishboy49: haaha, hey ron shut the fuck up hah
Emneondeion88: lol fuck you
McKracken89: and if his erection ejaculates blood, i dont ever wanna hang out with him again
Irishboy49: thats not normal
ACertainShadeoFS: a blood filled sack is still irish blood being put into her...its just in a sack
ACertainShadeoFS: hey add this to ur quote page...fuck
Irishboy49: im not puttin my sac in2 any1
Irishboy49: unless some chinese kid u know want to be tea-bagged
i got an im from chand kataria.......i dont know why.....but i got one of my rappin dawgs from scotland to play a lil prank on her....one of the funniest ive ever seen.......
.Pacstillthuggin1: yo bitch
starr showerz: who this
Pacstillthuggin1: stop harassing people
Pacstillthuggin1: NEVA U MIND WHO IT IS
starr showerz: right
Pacstillthuggin1: UR DEAD IF U KEEP HARASSIN PEEPS
starr showerz: who the hell ami harassin
Pacstillthuggin1: I KNOW UR KIND U LIL HOE
Pacstillthuggin1: I AINT TELLIN U WHO BITCH
Pacstillthuggin1: CAUSE DEEP DOWN U KNOW OF WHOM I TALK OF
starr showerz: uhhh right
Pacstillthuggin1: U AINT SHIT U LIL BITCH
starr showerz: nah u aint b/c obviously if u were, u would be big enough to tell me who u were
Pacstillthuggin1: LISTEN CHAND
Pacstillthuggin1: LOL
Pacstillthuggin1: I GOT A LOT OF SHIT ON U
Pacstillthuggin1: DONT FUCK WIT ME
starr showerz: who r u
Pacstillthuggin1: U REALLY WANNA KNOW
Pacstillthuggin1: ?
starr showerz: yea
Pacstillthuggin1: IM UR FATHA
Pacstillthuggin1: BEEEEATCH
starr showerz: lol
starr showerz: yea
starr showerz: my father was killed asshole
Pacstillthuggin1: I KILLED HIM BITCH
starr showerz: lol how old r u
Pacstillthuggin1: U FAT GORILLA
starr showerz: that's kinda 8th grade-ish.
Pacstillthuggin1: I HAV LEFT SCHOOL HOE
Pacstillthuggin1: U AINT EVEN ON MA LEVEL
Pacstillthuggin1: WHAT U GOTTA SAY BITCH
starr showerz: i left school also.
Pacstillthuggin1: SO?
starr showerz: so uh. if you're so damn big, why don't you tell me who you are?
Pacstillthuggin1: cause u dont know me
Pacstillthuggin1: bitch
Pacstillthuggin1: u fat ugly muthafucka
Pacstillthuggin1: i can smell ur pussy sweat from here
starr showerz: and lastly, you IM me and tell me to stop harassing people, first off, who am i harassing? and secondly, YOU'RE THE ONE HARASSING ME. so uh. peace out
McKracken89: i was raised by a cup of coffee
Irishboy49: wtf
Irishboy49: was the coffee....black
McKracken89: hey, im just tellin the truth
Irishboy49: cause then i wouldnt like it as much
PIMA32: thats horrible
TheBS 19: lol
PIMA32: once again please nno ethniic slurs
Irishboy49: haha, what i hate coffee
PIMA32: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irishboy49: coffee isnt ethnic...unless its dirty columbian coffee
TheBS 19: hahahahahaha
mikes analogy on mike long gettin some with girls......
TheBS 19: nothing is ur territory mike...nothing
Irishboy49: yeah, there was a big forest fire about a year and a half ago
Irishboy49: nothing really re-grew
TheBS 19: hahahahahahahahahahaha
TheBS 19: hahahahahahahaha
TheBS 19: holy shit
TheBS 19: THAT...was a good one
Irishboy49: well some stuff almost did,,,but then i accidentally set it on fire again
Irishboy49: a few times
TheBS 19: hahahahaahahaha
Irishboy49: & they were some nice lil saplings buddy, lemme tell ya
deep thoughts by tristan mckracken
McKracken89: once i made friends with this guy...but then i realized he only wanted to seel me candy from his car, so i said, maybe this isnt working out between us, and i left
random mckracken quote
McKracken89: i came up with it, the same place i came up with an idea to masturbate for money in public places like in Progue where sex in public is legal
MORE MIKE AND TRISTAN JIBBERISH
McKracken89: i live in a hole in the ground where marshmallows made me their kinf
McKracken89: g
Irishboy49: then u had sex w.the stay puft marshmellow man from ghostbusters
Irishboy49: mckracken make my emo cd
McKracken89: i love you mikey
Irishboy49: yeah i know, make it, i'll friggin pick it up
Irishboy49: i need more emo
Irishboy49: or im not going 2 kill myself
Irishboy49: haha get it
Irishboy49: im so funny
while up in france mike and kate were doin stuff and kate told mike to finish it off in a cup .......and mckracken did stuff with tina desposito (sp?) but will never admit it.....
McKracken89: yeah finisn it off in a cup
Irishboy49: if by cup you mean both of your ears, then certainly
Irishboy49: i would be much obliged
McKracken89: by cup i mean call kate up and ask her to give you a halfassed handjob
Irishboy49: yer right...no1 does it like tina
Irishboy49: but only u would know
TheBS 19: or if by cup i mean that kate wouldnt give u the decency of swalling ur children and instead made you jerk the rest into a cup
Irishboy49: cause u have a thing 4 chick w/facial hair
Irishboy49: i hate u all
McKracken89: haha yeah, well im sure tina gives great HJ's but i wouldnt know
Irishboy49: im sure u wouldnt...just like yer dog doesnt
Irishboy49: and other homeless men in the tri-state area
McKracken89: i'll ask J denino tho
after we all bashed on mike for havin bad luck with girls.....
VWyanks51: mike we should just have sex before we leave to shut these guys up
Irishboy49: id be willing 2 do that
TheBS 19: oo mikey...even u cant blow this one
vee dubya was updatin her live journal......
VWyanks51: sorry i'm updating the eljay.
TheBS 19: lol eljay
Irishboy49: right, the ol eljay
Irishboy49: that means horse traugh right?
Irishboy49: gotcha
Irishboy49: u speak cantonese too eh
vee dubbs leavin the chatroom.....
VWyanks51: mike call me one night next week for our one night stand
Irishboy49: sweet!
now after vee has left........lol......
Irishboy49: im such a stud
TheBS 19: i think she wikes ya mikey
McKracken89: well if shes really serious...thats awesome for you dude
Irishboy49: ha...i have a feeling she isnt buddy
McKracken89: haha well who knows
Irishboy49: i can read women very well haha
TheBS 19: yes yes u can
Irishboy49: haha oo wait, i cant...at all
McKracken89: you just let me know, ill be there with the chloroform and ill give you the go ahead once shes down and out
TheBS 19: yea come on let mike call her next week while she suckin off groneman
* Updated 5/27/04 *
McKracken89: who else can say they were past lovers with a mythological snow beast of the himalayan mountains
McKracken89: haha i bet you cant
Irishboy49: i was past lovers w/a himalayan mountain
Irishboy49: fo rizzle
Irishboy49: hurt like hell
Randomness about tristan getting to admit he did stuff with tina.
EmNeonDeion88: I WAS PAST LOVERS WITH ..HEY TRISTAN SO YOU DID STUFF WITH TINA HUH?
Irishboy49: hahahaha
Irishboy49: just admit it, gay kid
EmNeonDeion88: DONT RUN THIS TIME DICK
McKracken89: Irishboy49: my mom is current lovers with a jew layer with a huge penis that is cicumsized
McKracken89: i think he kissed her once or something, but that was it, and you guys love my penis in yer throats
McKracken89: i wanna learn how to deepthroat in college
SetFire2YourLies: oh my god
McKracken89: well it sounds like cara already knows
McKracken89: can you teach me
McKracken89: how many times have we talked about this
McKracken89: not as much as we talk about when i stuck my dick in swiss cheese
About cara lol
SetFire2YourLies has left the room.
McKracken89: when cara asked if mike didnt drink caffiene
Irishboy49: hahaha
EmNeonDeion88: WHERE THE FUCK SHE BEEN THIS ENTIRE TIME
McKracken89: too busy having sex with her pre rogaine model boyfriend
Irishboy49: ooo schnap
McKracken89: im so happy i wont be at his surprise party
McKracken89: with all of us...and his 2 friends
McKracken89: and shes the only 18 year old girl in the world with a balding boyfriend
Irishboy49: i have 1 too
McKracken89: are you an 18 year old girl mike?
Irishboy49: except im really a 12 year old girl
McKracken89: invite some more idiot people in here
EmNeonDeion88: K HOL ON
McKracken89: it'll be good for the quotes page
EmNeonDeion88: OK HERES ONE
SetFire2YourLies has entered the room.
Irishboy49: turban fries
McKracken89: hah ahwat
Irishboy49: u eat them...u sand nigger
Irishboy49: McKracken89: i love turban fries, and fertilizer
Longism
Irishboy49: go 2 a grass field dressed up like a martian, inseminate a cow, take the little cow zygote from the cow, and throw it @ vizzini, and throw it on the grill, and make him eat a zygote burger
McKracken89: hey ron fell asleep, go drip hot wax on his nuts mike
Irishboy49: ha, i used it all on my own nuts
McKracken89: it sucks when you're rubbin one out, and then you're like, fuck me, a girl should be doing this right now, i effin suck, goddamnit, im so lonely
McKracken89: you know how it is
Long freestlying..
Irishboy49: my name is mike and im here to say, i eat too many turban fries, but ron is gay
EmNeonDeion88: lol
Irishboy49: he does like men, but he doesnt like hens, he looks like chris rock, and he likes to rub his cock
Irishboy49: yo check it
EmNeonDeion88: lol
Irishboy49: chris rock has a black pp, but he dont live in no teepee, he aint as bad as those drunken savages, which are made up of hunters and gatherers
McKracken89: more quotes to come
McKracken89: as soon as long gets in here
McKracken89: but his computer is slower than vizzini giving a sloth a piggy back ride
Me and Marky D.
EmNeonDeion88: MY FUCKIN MOUTH IS SO HOT I JUST SPIT, TALK-N-BURN//
YOU SO RETARDED ON THE MIC LIKE FUCKIN MORGENSTERN?//
MrNixon79: !!!!
MrNixon79: ohhh shit
MrNixon79: keep going
EmNeonDeion88: IM LIKE A MAGICIAN I SPIT SO FAST ILL LEAVE YOU WITH THREE CARDS//
EmNeonDeion88: LEAVE YOU FLIMSY AND AWKWARD LIKE MATT THE RETARD
MrNixon79: ok, now make fun of how much he looks like possum
MrNixon79: seamless though, right off of that last line
EmNeonDeion88: FUCK THAT FAG HE BETTA RUN FAST TO GET AWAY FROM ME LIKE ALAN ROSSUM(FAST FOOTBALL PLAYER)//
TEETH ALL WEIRD AND FACE DERANGED YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN POSSUM
Mckracken talking to some chick that likes him
McKracken89: ROX i baby 7: you have to know at this point that I like you prob a lot more than I should. And I keep trying to see you, but you already have like 500 plans. But yet you like this girl, you saw her yesturday, you'll see her again, so I don't get you
McKracken89: i dont get it either
McKracken89: maybe we'll hang out and do math proofs
ROX i baby 7: who
McKracken89: me
McKracken89: and math proofs
McKracken89: and jeff goldblum maybe
McKracken89: aka dr malcom, the famed chaos theortician of jurasspic park fame
ROX i baby 7: what are u doing right now
McKracken89: listening to ATDI, drinking OJ, thinking about a VTEC V6 compared to the Vortec 8, waiting to pick up my sister, waiting for carrina to call me, and plotting your death
ROX i baby 7: what are u doing right now
McKracken89: listening to ATDI, drinking OJ, thinking about a VTEC V6 compared to the Vortec 8, waiting to pick up my sister, waiting for carrina to call me, and plotting your death
McKracken89: me
McKracken89: i cant go to hell
McKracken89: i dont believe in ut
ROX i baby 7: before I like never talk to you again just tell me why you hate me so much bc I really am kinda curious now
McKracken89: i dont hate you, i swears
McKracken89: ROX i baby 7: then what exactly is your problem with me
McKracken89: its because of this....yaaaaaaoaoaaahhoooo
ROX i baby 7: what are you talking about
McKracken89: McKracken89: i am serious....oh shit man, if i were a superhero i would be serious man, and id be like, hey you kids, knock it off be serious
McKracken89: and id hang out a lot with garrison keillor
McKracken89: and sam neil
ROX i baby 7: alright just don't talk to me
McKracken89: well i see how it is, ok i wont talk to you anymore, cause you be hatin on me, well go eat some effin blueberry muffins , and dont choke, but if you do, they'll be like, haha what a stupid fat kid, choking on muffins, and then one of the firefighters will be like, haha my cousin did this once
McKracken89: oo brb carrina called
ROX i baby 7: what the fuck
ROX i baby 7: aer you talking about
ROX i baby 7: nevermind I don't want to know, thanks for fucking me over I appreciate it
ROX i baby 7: and how am I "hating on you"
McKracken89: hey now, miss"dont talk to me again" i have to go pick up my sister, and go get rons girlfriend at orient point with ron, and maybe ill ask carrina out, thanks for the reccomendation, ill let ya know how it all goes down, you can read about that and more in my new book "Why Tristan McLaren rules and Steve Vizzini sucks"
